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Why Macs Suck

Postby Jamjum » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:42 am

HILARIOUS (But warning, some occasional swearing)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pr=goog-sl

this guy is so animated.

to be fair, the stuff he's griping about have long since been fixed.. this video is very old.

I still use PC's though.

watch this for a good laugh.
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Postby Naiin » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:33 pm

Didnt even wathch the video... but I can tell you why MACs suk:

1. Can you please decide what platform you are going to run on?? The IBM Power chips or Intel?
2. After 10 years of claiming Intel had inferior chip designs.. MACs jump on board? Talk about an about-face.... guess the chip design wasnt as bad as they claimed.
3. You ever notice how many apps are made to run on the MAC? I think there might be a dozen available at any given moment.... vs the 1000's for Linux/Whine-doooohz.
4. Only reason MACs " Are so good at security" is... no one wants your damn pictures.... do something that handles $$ or something worth more than the killer logo you were designing and I am sure the dirty lil virus bahstids will come running to your door....
5. MAC is nothing more than a FreeBSD disto with makeup (GUI).
6. The general arrogence of the average MAC user, nothing like someone who doesnt know which end of the DIMM goes in a DIMM slot, to taut the virtues of something they have absolutly no clue about....
7. The price of a MAC vs it resale value is a complete joke..... its like paying 25k for a Yugo that you can resell for 1k in a year.
8. The MAC we have here in the lab doesnt even do a good job at its final task.... holding the door open............


There..... /soapbox off :finger :finger :finger :finger :finger :finger :finger :finger :finger
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Postby Jamjum » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:36 am

Naiin wrote:omething worth more than the killer logo you were designing


man you really SHOULD watch it.

he mentions the mighty blue apple logo at one point. lol
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Postby Naiin » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:42 pm

I watched it... it was really funny... and mostly.. it was not all that exagerative.... MAC STILL FUCKING SUCK !!! Like a crack whore for a $20.....
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Postby Jamjum » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:45 pm

oh they suck for sure, for lots of reasons.

I was just mentioning he was bitching about the mac version 9 OS, which was notorious.
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