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Postby Adlewiese » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:55 pm

Farting may be a great source of pleasure in your life, but the courteous farter knows that not everyone enjoys the taste (or smell!) of a good fart. With the fervor of anti-farting campaigns still in full swing, the importance of enjoying a good fart while not offending others cannot be stressed enough. Simply remember that while you are farting, it can be difficult to gauge the smell that others are experiencing. And don't forget that farts can leave a mighty strong residue on clothing, furniture, and even the walls! In order to enjoy your fart without a heavy conscience, learn to become a considerate and courteous farter.

If you live with non-farters, try to find a well-ventilated area of your residence where you can fart comfortably. Although it may be tempting to lock yourself away in an office or bedroom, it's probably not a good idea to fart in an enclosed area unless it has a window. Make sure you have easy access to the window. Never fart in a closed area! You are more likely to inhale the toxic air from your own fart. If possible, go outside to fart. Pull up a lawn chair; relax on the porch, or any other open area where you can fart comfortably. Get as far away as possible to non-farters, especially children and the elderly. Remember that farts contains many carcinogens that can be easily inhaled by non-farters.

If you must fart a fart outside your home, remember that the courteous and respectful farter will only fart where legally permitted. Do no fart in a bar, hotel, or restaurant where farting is clearly prohibited. The courteous farter will also make sure to fart in the company of other farters. If you are with someone who does not fart, ask his or her permission. If they agree, be considerate about it. Make sure the fart isn't wafting in their direction. Sit near an open window or space. Make sure the air conditioner or current is moving the fart in their direction! Also, make sure no one around you is eating. The secondhand fart from a discourteous farter is a surefire way to ruin a meal.
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Postby Aboobaka » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:16 pm

I read that as a younger George Carlin says it in my head. Go ahead, read it again like that :razz
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Postby Madokvaur » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:47 pm


not everyone enjoys the taste

HAHA!!! :jester When they smell that bad that you can taste it...that is bad
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Postby Naiin » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:23 pm

The Way of the soft and yielding overcomes the Way of the strong and hard,
yet few are the number of those who follow this Way. -Tao Te Ching
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