The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt and wore my new hat that
I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and
left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat and patch:
It also works at DMV ... it saved me 5 hours
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any
machine most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never
got my order.

