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Postby eeventinee » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:11 pm

associating with people who associate with ophidion is generally a bad idea....i suggest you end all contact immediately and go over to goofys!
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Postby fendeesha » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:02 pm

From what I've seen, Goof's friends aren't much better! LOL, but hey, Goof, send me a tell!
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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:08 pm

I have no friends. Just deal directly with me for fun and pleasure beyond your imagination all done with complete discretion.

Married women are my specialty.
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Postby fendeesha » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:11 pm

Well THAT just killed the romance Goof! I like to be the ONLY one, guess it's why I got married in the first place...
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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:41 pm

Who said there was others? I just said they were my specialty. If you were single, I'da said, "Single women are my specialty". If you were a goat, I'da said, "Goats are my speciality". It'd just be a fling anyway, a pay back type thing. I'm not looking to break up the marriage, just to be part of a little revenge sex. LOL Hey, fun is fun. Take it or leave it. Nobody knows anything except the people involved.

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Postby Skel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:44 pm

Sex is definitely a weapon. There's nothing quite like holding out until your guy is positively begging on the floor ... or being a tease and letting him deal with blue balls for a few days.

Advice to girls everywhere is to play dirty ... men are there to be toys and nothing else. I can support myself thankyouverymuch but few things are as pleasurable as scratching someone's hide raw and watching them enjoy it.
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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:48 pm

Men are good for nothing else? Hell, I wouldn't mind being your toy and not have to do anything else.
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Postby copulous » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:20 pm

teasing doesn't work on me. i'd just go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick. probably come back and tell you i was thinking about salma hayek the whole time too.
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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:06 pm

Teasing is a good opening act, but if the show is going to close before the end, I'll pass.
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Postby Kiranna » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:34 pm

You have to know how to tease well, and play the whole thing out (If your guy is good) /Grin
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Postby Ophidion » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:59 am

guys are just as good at holding out as girls and making people beg for it
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Postby Zyzzerzazz » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:30 pm

[/quote]guys are just as good at holding out as girls and making people beg for it



Guys can hold out? Not when you got a GF. Hell no they cannot. No GF, the yea the ole Righty will hold ya over for some time, but NOT for long.

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Postby Eilsel_Seaspryte » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:16 pm

men are there to be toys and nothing else


Hey, there is one other thing a man is good for!

Opening pickle jars....
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Postby bill » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:45 am

I hold out on my girl and it drives her insane.

Then I give in. only if she deserves it. It can go both ways.

I rarely hold out tho hah!
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