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A Lovely Heartwarming Christmas Tale

Postby Goofydoofy » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:01 pm

From a Bard close to CN:

Twas the raid before Epmass and all through the glen
Not a Ranger was stirring.. Not even a Ren.
The support hose was hanging, In the old furnace room
And Kcii was sleep walking in his Fruit-of-the-looms.

The rest of CN were all scratching their heads
Trying to figure out how Fidelis was once again dead.
While Silly was sneezing and Jumjam passed gas
Tchein feigned death while Derdarr got trashed.

When out of the zone, there came a loud sound
And Jhereg fell over face first on the ground
Balzzo ran over and tripped on a log
Linfalas panicked and turned into a dog.

Ommina ran off as scared as can be
While Joatmon started casting Illusion Tree.
Glauri was sobbing She didn’t want to die!
Nlannie said “Stop staring at my butt, Im a GUY!”

The raid was a disaster and no points were assessed
At least it stopped early and for that we were blessed.
But something was moving out there in the night.
Something eerie, strange and definitely not right.

I looked up in the sky and what did appear
But 4 mangy goats and a guy drinking beer.
He was decked out in Dockers, T-Shirt and Shoes
And smelled like a combo of Marlboro, Polo and booze.

He tried to land on a house but crashed through the roof
And I knew in a second it must be St. Goof.
He crawled out the hole that he made at the top
And rolled to the ground with a sickening plop.

The goats crawled out next and fell to the ground
While Goofy shook out of his pants something brown.
For minutes they all wandered around in the dirt
And Goofy wanted to make sure that no goats were hurt.

He checked out each goat and called with a bark
Hey Rogain, Hey BenGay, Hey Buttwipe, Hey Fark!
They all wandered over as he finished his call
And he checked them for hernia’s as a result of the fall.

His entire exam was all crazy and weird
It was a sick blur of hooves, beer, goat poop and beard.
The sight was disgusting and I nearly threw up,
When he walked over to me and said “Two goats one cup”.

He said “I’m here bringing presents and tidings of Joy”
“Now get on my lap and I’ll give you… a toy..”
I screamed like a banshee and ran far far away
For I would not be getting herpes or head lice that day.

And Off in the distance, I swear I could hear
His voice in an echo, quite loud and clear
“I’m out of booze and these presents do suck
Merry Epmass to all… and to all WTF”
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Re: A Lovely Heartwarming Christmas Tale

Postby saeinya » Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:03 pm

lol :thumbup
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Re: A Lovely Heartwarming Christmas Tale

Postby Frogstew » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:58 pm

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